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Thought I had Road Rage the other day

July 15, 2017 Bandekow 0 Comments Drunk Driving, jokes

but it turns out I’m just an angry drunk.

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I Think the First Werewolf…

April 4, 2017April 4, 2017 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes

just wanted an excuse to leave the house once a month.

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I Had to Put Down my Golden Retriever

March 12, 2017April 4, 2017 Bandekow 0 Comments I'm Gonna be Rich!, jokes

I thought I was gonna be rich.

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In Five years…

February 6, 2017April 4, 2017 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes

I see myself in a mirror.

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I started Texting in Old English

September 26, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Hipster, jokes

but I still don’t understand hipsters.

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When you Kill a Cat

September 26, 2016October 17, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Cats, jokes

don’t go blaming your curiosity.

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If a Woman you know Dies from Old Age…

August 29, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments cancer, jokes

Try to convince people it was cancer… No reason to embarrass her.

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I use to Date the Head Cheerleader, but that got Boring…

August 25, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Cheerleader, jokes

So I started dating the anal cheerleader.

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If you Get Amnesia, you can Estimate how old you are by how Often you hear…

August 23, 2016August 23, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Shower Thoughts

“It’s never too late…”

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Don’t Listen to your Gut…

August 23, 2016August 24, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments intuition, jokes

If your gut is telling you something, listen to your psychologist. Guts can’t talk and your fucking crazy.

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People think the Apple Ipad is better than the Microsoft Surface in everyway

August 23, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Ipad, jokes, Surface

but one thing the surface can do that the Ipad can’t is sit on a Best Buy shelf.

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The Best Thing you can do if your too Drunk is buy New Balance shoes…

August 23, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Shoe

The second best thing you can do is steal them.

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I thought my Milkshake brought all the boys to the yard

August 23, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, summer

but it was an ice cream truck.

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