Thought I had Road Rage the other day
but it turns out I’m just an angry drunk.
Read morebut it turns out I’m just an angry drunk.
Read morejust wanted an excuse to leave the house once a month.
Read moreI thought I was gonna be rich.
Read moreI see myself in a mirror.
Read morebut I still don’t understand hipsters.
Read moredon’t go blaming your curiosity.
Read moreTry to convince people it was cancer… No reason to embarrass her.
Read moreSo I started dating the anal cheerleader.
Read more“It’s never too late…”
Read moreIf your gut is telling you something, listen to your psychologist. Guts can’t talk and your fucking crazy.
Read morebut one thing the surface can do that the Ipad can’t is sit on a Best Buy shelf.
Read moreThe second best thing you can do is steal them.
Read morebut it was an ice cream truck.
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