Boy I tell ya my wife is hairy. I got a hairy wife.
She’s so hairy she sniffs the dogs ass.
I tell ya she’s hairy
She’s so hairy they made cop movies about her in the seventies
That’s right, she’s dirty too.
I’m telling you the woman’s hairy
The only place she doesn’t have hair is her head
I should of known this was gonna happen
she works as a dustpan