Beijing overtakes New York as Billionaire Capital of the World…


  • Beijing now also leads the world in gold leaf toilet paper
  • New York still leads the world in stray cats
  • Reportedly Mayor de Blasio is upset because Beijing didn’t use their turn signal
  • In response the US government plans to beg them for money
  • The Chinese are now claiming territorial ownership of jay Z’s “Empire State of Mind”
  • When told China #1 Trump stated he didn’t feel like Chinese for dinner
  • Though still no plans to capital letters

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