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Month: December 2016

Jokes 

Today I Cut Off a School Bus Driver

December 28, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments unfunny jokes

mid sentence.

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Jokes 

In my Younger Days, I had a real Alcohol Problem

December 28, 2016January 10, 2017 Bandekow 0 Comments Alcoholic Jokes

but now I’m old enough to buy it.

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I thought maybe I’d Try to be a Lyft Driver

December 28, 2016December 28, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Oral Jokes

but nobody liked my mustache ride joke.

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I’m trying to Lose 100 pounds before Summer but it’s hard

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My wife doesn’t believe in divorce.

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My wife got me a Blow-up Doll for Xmas… Jokes on her, now I don’t even need her

December 28, 2016January 10, 2017 Bandekow 0 Comments Spousal Abuse Jokes

I can just smack the doll around.

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Do Hookers in Baltimore…

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give you Blue Crabs?

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Jokes 

I’m Great in Bed!

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I fall asleep in minutes.

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Jokes 

I got a Watch that Tells Time

December 12, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments This is embarassing

because I was tired of looking at it

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I got a Trophy Wife

December 12, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Take my Wife

but it was for participation.

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