Today I Cut Off a School Bus Driver
mid sentence.
Read moreMonth: December 2016
In my Younger Days, I had a real Alcohol Problem
but now I’m old enough to buy it.
Read moreI thought maybe I’d Try to be a Lyft Driver
but nobody liked my mustache ride joke.
Read moreI’m trying to Lose 100 pounds before Summer but it’s hard
My wife doesn’t believe in divorce.
Read moreMy wife got me a Blow-up Doll for Xmas… Jokes on her, now I don’t even need her
I can just smack the doll around.
Read moreDo Hookers in Baltimore…
give you Blue Crabs?
Read moreI’m Great in Bed!
I fall asleep in minutes.
Read moreI got a Watch that Tells Time
because I was tired of looking at it
Read moreI got a Trophy Wife
but it was for participation.
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