If a Woman you know Dies from Old Age…
Try to convince people it was cancer… No reason to embarrass her.
Read moreTry to convince people it was cancer… No reason to embarrass her.
Read moreTry not to start Sentences with “Well, when I traveled to the future in my Time Machine…” because people will
Read moreSo I started dating the anal cheerleader.
Read moreWitty. Entertaining. Music. This is the closest Cunty Classics by “artist” Fenris will ever get to these words. He comes
Read more“It’s never too late…”
Read moreIf your gut is telling you something, listen to your psychologist. Guts can’t talk and your fucking crazy.
Read morebut one thing the surface can do that the Ipad can’t is sit on a Best Buy shelf.
Read moreThe second best thing you can do is steal them.
Read morebut it was an ice cream truck.
Read more…but then the swine flu
Read more…on my way to class
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