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Month: August 2016

Jokes 

If a Woman you know Dies from Old Age…

August 29, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments cancer, jokes

Try to convince people it was cancer… No reason to embarrass her.

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If you ever Travel to the Future in your Time Machine…

August 29, 2016September 11, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments

Try not to start Sentences with “Well, when I traveled to the future in my Time Machine…” because people will

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I Suck at Drawing #001 – A Comic Strip?

August 26, 2016August 26, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Dans Comic Strip
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I use to Date the Head Cheerleader, but that got Boring…

August 25, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Cheerleader, jokes

So I started dating the anal cheerleader.

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“Cuntry Classics” Just Say NO!

August 25, 2016August 15, 2017 Bandekow 0 Comments Cuntry Classics, Fenris, Music?

Witty. Entertaining. Music. This is the closest Cunty Classics by “artist” Fenris will ever get to these words. He comes

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If you Get Amnesia, you can Estimate how old you are by how Often you hear…

August 23, 2016August 23, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Shower Thoughts

“It’s never too late…”

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Don’t Listen to your Gut…

August 23, 2016August 24, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments intuition, jokes

If your gut is telling you something, listen to your psychologist. Guts can’t talk and your fucking crazy.

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People think the Apple Ipad is better than the Microsoft Surface in everyway

August 23, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Ipad, jokes, Surface

but one thing the surface can do that the Ipad can’t is sit on a Best Buy shelf.

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The Best Thing you can do if your too Drunk is buy New Balance shoes…

August 23, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Shoe

The second best thing you can do is steal them.

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I thought my Milkshake brought all the boys to the yard

August 23, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, summer

but it was an ice cream truck.

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I thought I Understood the Saying “When Pigs Fly”

August 16, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, pig

…but then the swine flu

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I can’t be a Lawyer because I couldn’t Pass the Bar

August 16, 2016August 16, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, lawyer

…on my way to class

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I bet Octomom has an Octopus…

August 12, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Motherhood
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