If a Woman you know Dies from Old Age…
Try to convince people it was cancer… No reason to embarrass her.
Read moreMonth: August 2016
If you ever Travel to the Future in your Time Machine…
Try not to start Sentences with “Well, when I traveled to the future in my Time Machine…” because people will
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I use to Date the Head Cheerleader, but that got Boring…
So I started dating the anal cheerleader.
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“Cuntry Classics” Just Say NO!
Witty. Entertaining. Music. This is the closest Cunty Classics by “artist” Fenris will ever get to these words. He comes
Read moreIf you Get Amnesia, you can Estimate how old you are by how Often you hear…
“It’s never too late…”
Read moreDon’t Listen to your Gut…
If your gut is telling you something, listen to your psychologist. Guts can’t talk and your fucking crazy.
Read morePeople think the Apple Ipad is better than the Microsoft Surface in everyway
but one thing the surface can do that the Ipad can’t is sit on a Best Buy shelf.
Read moreThe Best Thing you can do if your too Drunk is buy New Balance shoes…
The second best thing you can do is steal them.
Read moreI thought my Milkshake brought all the boys to the yard
but it was an ice cream truck.
Read moreI thought I Understood the Saying “When Pigs Fly”
…but then the swine flu
Read moreI can’t be a Lawyer because I couldn’t Pass the Bar
…on my way to class
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