My wife keeps coming Home with Cats!
I don’t know why. I don’t like cats and shes vegan.
Read moreMonth: June 2016
I Tried to Ride a Train.
They made me get inside.
Read moreThey say that 40 is the new 30…
That sucks for me. I gotta learn math all over again.
Read moreThey Say every Cigarette takes 7 Minutes from your Life!
Bullshit! I can smoke one in five.
Read moreSome People Call Me Odd.
Oh, I’ll get even…
Read moreI Knew Hockey could be a Bloody Sport but WTF!?!
Do they really need Three periods every game?
Read moreSome people say the Invisible Woman is Hot!
I can’t see it.
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I tried to Drink Canada Dry
but blacked out.
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The Power Went Out…
“Do you need a flashlight?” No, Its dark. Leave it on.
Read moreI Feel Happy for Prince. He Lived a Great Life, He’s in a Better Place
and he can finally be the artist formerly known as Prince.
Read moreI wanted to Order a Pizza…
but a circle really is the best shape for it.
Read moreYou Should just Quit Cold Turkey…
oven toasted tastes better.
Read moreOver a Million People go Missing every Year!
Someone needs to stop David Blaine.
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