My wife keeps coming Home with Cats!
I don’t know why. I don’t like cats and shes vegan.
Read moreI don’t know why. I don’t like cats and shes vegan.
Read moreThey made me get inside.
Read moreThat sucks for me. I gotta learn math all over again.
Read moreBullshit! I can smoke one in five.
Read moreOh, I’ll get even…
Read moreDo they really need Three periods every game?
Read moreI can’t see it.
Read morebut blacked out.
Read more“Do you need a flashlight?” No, Its dark. Leave it on.
Read moreand he can finally be the artist formerly known as Prince.
Read morebut a circle really is the best shape for it.
Read moreoven toasted tastes better.
Read moreSomeone needs to stop David Blaine.
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