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Month: June 2016

Jokes 

My wife keeps coming Home with Cats!

June 26, 2016July 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, vegan

I don’t know why. I don’t like cats and shes vegan.

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Jokes 

I Tried to Ride a Train.

June 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Train

They made me get inside.

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Jokes 

They say that 40 is the new 30…

June 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Mathe

That sucks for me. I gotta learn math all over again.

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They Say every Cigarette takes 7 Minutes from your Life!

June 21, 2016June 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Smoking

Bullshit! I can smoke one in five.

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Some People Call Me Odd.

June 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Why Bother

Oh, I’ll get even…

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I Knew Hockey could be a Bloody Sport but WTF!?!

June 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Sorry World

Do they really need Three periods every game?

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Some people say the Invisible Woman is Hot!

June 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Jessica alba?, jokes

I can’t see it.

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Jokes 

I tried to Drink Canada Dry

June 18, 2016June 19, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Drunk, jokes

but blacked out.

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Jokes 

The Power Went Out…

June 18, 2016June 19, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Flashlight, Joke, Take Two

“Do you need a flashlight?” No, Its dark. Leave it on.

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I Feel Happy for Prince. He Lived a Great Life, He’s in a Better Place

June 16, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Retire Purple as a Color

and he can finally be the artist formerly known as Prince.

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I wanted to Order a Pizza…

June 16, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Italian, jokes

but a circle really is the best shape for it.

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Jokes 

You Should just Quit Cold Turkey…

June 16, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Sandwich

oven toasted tastes better.

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Jokes 

Over a Million People go Missing every Year!

June 16, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Do you Believe in Magic, jokes

Someone needs to stop David Blaine.

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