They always ask for my Identity at the Liquor Store…
I guess that’s better than just stealing it.
Read moreI guess that’s better than just stealing it.
Read moreIf you can burn them hot enough.
Read moreIs for Santa to make Lil’ Troy a Baller. (Wanna be a Baller by Lil’ Troy)
Read moreI’d probably catch something from those girls.
Read moreI have a real problem with Authority.
Read moreShe said Stop.
Read moreThe veterinarian looked at me like I was stupid.
Read moreLearn to love the nose you got.
Read moreI have such weak leadership skills.
Read moreThat’s why I keep mine in my wallet.
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