They always ask for my Identity at the Liquor Store…
I guess that’s better than just stealing it.
Read moreMonth: May 2016
Kids Shouldn’t Smoke.
If you can burn them hot enough.
Read moreFor Christmas this year All I want…
Is for Santa to make Lil’ Troy a Baller. (Wanna be a Baller by Lil’ Troy)
Read moreI Never pickup Trash on the side of the Road
I’d probably catch something from those girls.
Read moreI ate some Expired Cheese…
I have a real problem with Authority.
Read moreI Asked a Girl what her Sign Was…
She said Stop.
Read moreI went to get my Car Fixed…
The veterinarian looked at me like I was stupid.
Read moreHey! Don’t pick your Nose!
Learn to love the nose you got.
Read moreI tried to Order Pizza… It didn’t happen…
I have such weak leadership skills.
Read moreSo many people are trying to find their Identity in this world…
That’s why I keep mine in my wallet.
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