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Month: May 2016

Jokes 

They always ask for my Identity at the Liquor Store…

May 22, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Identity Theft, jokes

I guess that’s better than just stealing it.

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Jokes 

Kids Shouldn’t Smoke.

May 16, 2016June 19, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Children, jokes

If you can burn them hot enough.

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Jokes 

For Christmas this year All I want…

May 14, 2016May 14, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Gangsta Rap, jokes

Is for Santa to make Lil’ Troy a Baller. (Wanna be a Baller by Lil’ Troy)

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Jokes 

I Never pickup Trash on the side of the Road

May 10, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Litter

I’d probably catch something from those girls.

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Jokes 

I ate some Expired Cheese…

May 9, 2016May 9, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Cheese, jokes

I have a real problem with Authority.

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Jokes 

I Asked a Girl what her Sign Was…

May 9, 2016May 9, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Traffic

She said Stop.

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Jokes 

I went to get my Car Fixed…

May 4, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Pet

The veterinarian looked at me like I was stupid.

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Jokes 

Hey! Don’t pick your Nose!

May 4, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Rhinoplasty

Learn to love the nose you got.

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Jokes 

I tried to Order Pizza… It didn’t happen…

May 4, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Pizza

I have such weak leadership skills.

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So many people are trying to find their Identity in this world…

May 3, 2016 Bandekow 1 Comment jokes, Wallet

That’s why I keep mine in my wallet.

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