I got some Window Blinds…
Fuck it, they can’t see.
Read moreMonth: April 2016
I got in the Elevator at Work…
Now I’m CEO
Read moreCable TV makes for a poor Dinner Companion
I always have to pay the bill.
Read moreSome People just Coast through Life…
The rest live more inland.
Read moreMy Car got Re-Possessed… Screw it…
If the Devil wants his car back fine.
Read moreThey Say 50 is the new 40 and 40 is the new 30. If that’s True, It Sucks for Me…
I’ll have to learn math all over again.
Read moreI have an Old Sleeping Bag…
Hope she doesn’t wake up.
Read moreFlashlight?
Why so brief, it’s dark just leave it on.
Read moreTime Travel isn’t fantasy…
Everybody is from the past.
Read moreI tried to Pick a Lock but Failed…
Walmart has too many choices.
Read moreI got my Ring Engraved…
I had them write “Hello?”.
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