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Month: April 2016

Jokes 

I got some Window Blinds…

April 27, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Window

Fuck it, they can’t see.

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Jokes 

I got in the Elevator at Work…

April 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Promotion

Now I’m CEO

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Jokes 

Cable TV makes for a poor Dinner Companion

April 21, 2016 Bandekow 2 Comments Dinner, jokes

I always have to pay the bill.

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Jokes 

Some People just Coast through Life…

April 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Mid-West

The rest live more inland.

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My Car got Re-Possessed… Screw it…

April 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Possessed

If the Devil wants his car back fine.

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They Say 50 is the new 40 and 40 is the new 30. If that’s True, It Sucks for Me…

April 21, 2016April 22, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Math

I’ll have to learn math all over again.

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I have an Old Sleeping Bag…

April 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Bag, jokes

Hope she doesn’t wake up.

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Jokes 

Flashlight?

April 13, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Light

Why so brief, it’s dark just leave it on.

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Jokes 

Time Travel isn’t fantasy…

April 13, 2016April 13, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Time

Everybody is from the past.

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Jokes 

I tried to Pick a Lock but Failed…

April 13, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Lock

Walmart has too many choices.

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I got my Ring Engraved…

April 3, 2016April 3, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Ring

I had them write “Hello?”.

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