The Force Says
“May the Chuck Norris be with you.”
Read more“May the Chuck Norris be with you.”
Read moreHe usually just sleeps and eats all day. It’s like he has no idea what to do with his life…
Read moreSome people say I need to grow up…
Read moreThey would make me go to a corner, be quiet and just stand… corrected.
Read moreFire does not seem like a safe way to make a hole in wood.
Read moreThe Visa bill is getting enormous.
Read moreThen when my wife dies, I can ditch the cat.
Read morebut nothing happened so I kept rubbing. Then a Genie came. I still didn’t get three wishes. I think the Genie
Read moreI’m just not ready to be a father…
Read moreMostly because I already know the walk.
Read moreunless you speak Russian. I don’t know Russian.
Read moreWhat else could be the hurry when all your dreams come true in heaven?
Read moreA man went to the store in his car because he didn’t have a horse. Owning a horse is a
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