The Force Says
“May the Chuck Norris be with you.”
Read moreMonth: March 2016
My Dog is Lost…
He usually just sleeps and eats all day. It’s like he has no idea what to do with his life…
Read moreWhen I was a Kid I use to Love to Play Hide and Seek… I would Always Hide in the Closet.
Some people say I need to grow up…
Read moreWhen I would get In Trouble at School…
They would make me go to a corner, be quiet and just stand… corrected.
Read moreFire Drills are Dangerous…
Fire does not seem like a safe way to make a hole in wood.
Read moreI Recharge my Phone Everyday…
The Visa bill is getting enormous.
Read moreI Have A Wife. My Wife has a Cat. I Hate Her. I’m Gonna Stop Feeding Her…
Then when my wife dies, I can ditch the cat.
Read moreI Rubbed an Old Oil Lamp…
but nothing happened so I kept rubbing. Then a Genie came. I still didn’t get three wishes. I think the Genie
Read moreMy Clock is Late…
I’m just not ready to be a father…
Read moreWhen I Die… I hope to come Back as a Crab…
Mostly because I already know the walk.
Read moreI think Talking Things Out makes a lot of Sense…
unless you speak Russian. I don’t know Russian.
Read morePeople with a Bucket List must be Evil Dicks…
What else could be the hurry when all your dreams come true in heaven?
Read moreA man went to the store…
A man went to the store in his car because he didn’t have a horse. Owning a horse is a
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