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Month: March 2016

Jokes 

The Force Says

March 31, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Chuck Norris, jokes

“May the Chuck Norris be with you.”

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My Dog is Lost…

March 31, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Dog, jokes

He usually just sleeps and eats all day. It’s like he has no idea what to do with his life…

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When I was a Kid I use to Love to Play Hide and Seek… I would Always Hide in the Closet.

March 30, 2016March 31, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments In The Closet, jokes

Some people say I need to grow up…

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When I would get In Trouble at School…

March 30, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, School

They would make me go to a corner, be quiet and just stand… corrected.

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Fire Drills are Dangerous…

March 30, 2016April 3, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Drill, jokes

Fire does not seem like a safe way to make a hole in wood.

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I Recharge my Phone Everyday…

March 28, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Phone

The Visa bill is getting enormous.

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I Have A Wife. My Wife has a Cat. I Hate Her. I’m Gonna Stop Feeding Her…

March 28, 2016April 3, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Cat, jokes

Then when my wife dies, I can ditch the cat.

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I Rubbed an Old Oil Lamp…

March 28, 2016April 3, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Genie, jokes

but nothing happened so I kept rubbing. Then a Genie came. I still didn’t get three wishes. I think the Genie

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Jokes 

My Clock is Late…

March 27, 2016March 27, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Clock, jokes

I’m just not ready to be a father…

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When I Die… I hope to come Back as a Crab…

March 25, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Crab, jokes

Mostly because I already know the walk.

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I think Talking Things Out makes a lot of Sense…

March 22, 2016April 3, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Language

unless you speak Russian. I don’t know Russian.

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People with a Bucket List must be Evil Dicks…

March 21, 2016March 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Heaven, jokes

What else could be the hurry when all your dreams come true in heaven?

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Shot In The Dark 

A man went to the store…

March 18, 2016March 18, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments L.L. Word Play

A man went to the store in his car because he didn’t have a horse. Owning a horse is a

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