Beijing overtakes New York as Billionaire Capital of the World…
(www.dailymail.co.uk/news…) Beijing now also leads the world in gold leaf toilet paper New York still leads the world in stray
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Studies find 64% of Children under 5 like Cats…
but only 13% of Cats like children under 5.
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Keeping a Cell Phone in your Pocket Negatively affected Sperm in 47% of cases…
…in the other 53% of cases it produced superhero babies.
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Sometimes I Think of Jokes for Rodney Dangerfield by Mistake
Boy I tell ya my wife is hairy. I got a hairy wife. She’s so hairy she sniffs the dogs
Read moreAccording to Research 25% of Men Over 85 said they had Sex in the Last Year…
…The other 75% said “WHAT? SPEAK UP!”
Read moreWhen I Die…
…I can’t decide if I’d like to get shot up into space or buried under a newly planted tree. I
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My Dog Never use to Beg for Food, Now he Begs ALL THE TIME!
What are you supposed to feed dogs anyways?
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I Tried to Take a Picture of a Joke…
…but you kinda had to be there.
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So my Neighbor Overdosed the Other Day…
…sorry, I was supposed to write a joke.
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I Think a Visa Gift Card is a Math Problem in Disguise…
$50 – cigarettes and beer = x for gas
Read moreStoned Student does Homework, in Soviet Russia Homework does you
Scientist have observed black holes colliding with each other to form a super black hole. They have also observed the
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A Penny Saved…
…is another soul for Jesus.
Read moreWhat about a Game Show…
…where newly separated married couples compete in mental and physical challenges to divide their assets. Music trivia to divide the
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