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Month: February 2016

Jokes 

Beijing overtakes New York as Billionaire Capital of the World…

February 24, 2016March 12, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Monologue Jokes

(www.dailymail.co.uk/news…) Beijing now also leads the world in gold leaf toilet paper New York still leads the world in stray

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Studies find 64% of Children under 5 like Cats…

February 23, 2016March 12, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Cat Jokes, percent of

but only 13% of Cats like children underĀ 5.

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Keeping a Cell Phone in your Pocket Negatively affected Sperm in 47% of cases…

February 22, 2016February 22, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, percent of, Super Hero Baby

…in the other 53% of cases it produced superhero babies.

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Sometimes I Think of Jokes for Rodney Dangerfield by Mistake

February 21, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Rodney Dangerfield RIP

Boy I tell ya my wife is hairy. I got a hairy wife. She’s so hairy she sniffs the dogs

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According to Research 25% of Men Over 85 said they had Sex in the Last Year…

February 16, 2016March 12, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, Old Guy Jokes, percent of, Sex Jokes

…The other 75% said “WHAT? SPEAK UP!”

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When I Die…

February 13, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Pencil Jokes

…I can’t decide if I’d like to get shot up into space or buried under a newly planted tree. I

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My Dog Never use to Beg for Food, Now he Begs ALL THE TIME!

February 12, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments jokes, My Dog is Hungry

What are you supposed to feed dogs anyways?

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I Tried to Take a Picture of a Joke…

February 12, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Camera Jokes, jokes

…but you kinda had to be there.

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So my Neighbor Overdosed the Other Day…

February 12, 2016February 12, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Bad Jokes, jokes, Not Funny

…sorry, I was supposed to write a joke.

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I Think a Visa Gift Card is a Math Problem in Disguise…

February 12, 2016February 12, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Gift Cards, jokes, Math Problems

$50 – cigarettes and beer = x for gas

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Stoned Student does Homework, in Soviet Russia Homework does you

February 11, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Homework Jokes, Yup

Scientist have observed black holes colliding with each other to form a super black hole. They have also observed the

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A Penny Saved…

February 11, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Jesus, jokes, Pennies, Penny

…is another soul for Jesus.

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What about a Game Show…

February 11, 2016February 12, 2016 Bandekow 0 Comments Game Shows

…where newly separated married couples compete in mental and physical challenges to divide their assets. Music trivia to divide the

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