Thought I had Road Rage the other day
but it turns out I’m just an angry drunk.
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Who Wore It Better? #memeFenris
#memeFenris
Read moreIn Colorado
…brownies bake you.
Read moreI couldn’t teach my Dog to roll over…
So I set him on fire. That worked but now he just plays dead.
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Go Ahead. Step on it….
It won’t break your mothers back. *This message brought to you by the laser spine institute.
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I Think the First Werewolf…
just wanted an excuse to leave the house once a month.
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I Had to Put Down my Golden Retriever
I thought I was gonna be rich.
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Necrophilia Haiku Day
Forty-three writers submitted over 340 haiku’s for the 5th annual Necrophilia Haiku Day on 3/8/17 (neat). These were mine. Enjoy (or
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In Five years…
I see myself in a mirror.
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