I Just got a Blow Job…
Ten more Balloons and I’ll be done.
Read moreThought I had Road Rage the other day
but it turns out I’m just an angry drunk.
Read moreWho Wore It Better? #memeFenris
#memeFenris
Read moreIn Colorado
…brownies bake you.
Read moreI couldn’t teach my Dog to roll over…
So I set him on fire. That worked but now he just plays dead.
Read moreGo Ahead. Step on it….
It won’t break your mothers back. *This message brought to you by the laser spine institute.
Read moreI Think the First Werewolf…
just wanted an excuse to leave the house once a month.
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